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A road always follows the same route. The experiences are the same. Widget always chose the road less traveled. Often there was no road, just a path. Sometimes there was no path, we just stumbled wandering about. Ahhh… the fun and exhilaration of breaking trail and exploration..

The Widget movie is no exception.

Here’s the deal: Help fund the movie - get input.

How will you, or your Company, be portrayed (villian, hero, comedic, town drunk, moron). How will you come across to the audience. Will the actor portraying you be: Pretty? Ugly? Klutzy? Elegant?. Will you appear Sympathic? Empathetic Psycho? Narcissist? Will your dialog be Likeable? Hated? Stupid? Imagine your self with a Georgia accent.

You guys are in The Industry, so you get where we are going with this.

There are a lot of “woke canceled” actors looking for work, as well as “B List” and “C List” actors who would love to play someone that blocked their career (a lot of potetnially inspired acting). Imagine Danny Masterson, Donald Trump or Amber Heard as you.

Would we do that? Seriously, you had to ask? ….. Absolutely, in a heart beat.

Dig deep.

We take:
Wire Transfers, ACH, Cash - all major currencies (pre-counted bundles only, no coins) Credit Cards, Crypto, Bullion. Numismatics, Securities (preference for Bearer Bonds), “Pharmaceuticals” (some types), Fungible Items easily converted to USD. Dirt on people we can use to raise money.

We finance.
No Credit? No Money Down? No Job? No Problem!!

And the worst part of the deal – you get a Net Profits Interest (per Eddie Murphy “Monkey Points”) in a sure fire Hollywood Blockbuster - or Hollywood Buster and a tax write-off.